Hell! There're Frenchies everwhere!

Tarnation!

It looks like them fromage-stinking frog-eaters have gone and claimed half the prairie... Everywhere you look there's a French flag flyin' over a ranch.

I guess that's what we get for our lax immigration policies here around Ranchville... you let them in a week early and they take over the place.

Well, I'm sure we anglais-speakers will show them a thing or two - if nothing else we'll learn them a bit about how the West was won. Parlais-vous, "Louisiana Purchase" you baguette biters?

See you out there on the prairie, ya'll.

- The Deputy